Telephonic Irish Goodbye

When someone is texting you, and mid conversation, especially when you’re expecting a response, they simply stop texting. Some blame falling asleep or being distracted, but some are prone to it, while others are not.

Dude, I was texting my girl last night and asked her how her bar tending shift went, and once again out of no where she gave me the telephonic Irish goodbye. When we texted this morning it’s like last night’s conversation never happened.

by Lordblanco August 12, 2024

Irish beard

When a man has a beard and goes down on a woman having her period and his beard is covered in blood

My wife works till I get credit where's my said she started her period And I told her I'm ready to make my Irish beard

by Mario Snowballs February 8, 2023

Irish kiss

A kiss on a night out where both parties are drunk commonly leading to a silly or funny outcome

The two who kissed fell over. They had an Irish kiss

by anonymous April 5, 2025

Irish sushi

When an Irish man ejaculates; sperm is the raw "fish" in his ejaculation of love goo. Does not apply to men with a vasectomy.

Sinead was blowing McO'Brien, and when he was about to cum he shouted "Here comes the Irish sushi!"

by Ron Jeremy's Ghost April 12, 2025

Irish U-Turn

When you are with a group of people drinking, everyone says goodnight, you act like you are leaving the bar too but then at the last minute, without your friends knowing (well, maybe a couple friends know but never the whole group) you turn around and go back to the bar you just left or another bar…

We were leaving the bar but then a couple of us Irish U-Turned and we drank til 4 in the morning.

by The One Who Remains April 23, 2025

Irish Bus Ride

**Irish Bus Ride**

*(noun, slang)*

When an Irish man arranges for a Mexican woman—usually from Sonora—to travel north on a Tufesa Executive bus to the U.S.–Mexico border, picks her up after she crosses on foot, has sex with her in Queen Creek, Arizona, and then sends her back to the border in an Uber.

“Did you hear about Kellen? Dude pulled an Irish Bus Ride last weekend.”

by SS Steve April 27, 2025

irish elephant

something that doesn't exist

person a: irish elephant
person b: what?
person a: doesn't exist
person b: yeah sure *googles*
person b: holy shit this doesnt exist!

by stdsoundsystem May 1, 2025