by Smoots July 03, 2011
the act of shiting on a womans tits and then sitting on them and sliding down her dody leaving a shit trail, or a muddy san francisco hill.
you take a dump on a girl then you sit on her and slide down her body and leave a shit smear on her. - the magical san francisco mud trolley. created by tim henson of the distorted view dailey show. www.distortedview.com/show
by DVforLIFE May 17, 2009
To take a solidified pack of used dip, ie Copenhagen mint long cut, and transferring it from your lip to the inside of a woman's vagina. Afterwards packing it in with your penis. Very dominant practice in the south.
Tim: hey did you do anythinh with that girl last week?
Tom: yeah I had a fat dip in and spit it in her vagina, then fucked her!
Tim: Ah! The ol south Texas mud packer!
Tom: yeah I had a fat dip in and spit it in her vagina, then fucked her!
Tim: Ah! The ol south Texas mud packer!
by Tdawg May 17, 2015
An unimaginably agressive vehicle (generally a large pick up truck), created by the hand of God specifically to tear up any sort of dirty mud hole it can seek out across the United States (Farm fields, dusty dirt roads, muddy pipelines, etc.)
Nice truck Ryan, looks like a real gun slinging mud flinger. Let's take this bitch through the neighbors cornfield, I bet those swampers can handle it.
by BigDaddy_31 May 24, 2017
when a guy flips his penis around so its pointing out the back and gets a blowjob, while farting and/or pooping in the girls face.
by raffdaddydiesel May 13, 2009
Kenny is a bald headed mud monkey.
by Gollum May 25, 2006
by moonyewnit March 23, 2009