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bum demon

An evil entity that invades your bum, causing the following symptoms: abdominal bloating and cramps; watery turds; farting and follow through.
That was a really nice curry but now i've got a bum demon.
by Lisa Maree May 27, 2012
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Dingo bum

When male australian teenagers who have been deprived of female attention due to their bad looks turn to beastiality with a males Dingo
That dingo bum was amazing
by KrunkGeographer November 23, 2010
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Fiddle bum

Term used to describe a person who always has his/her fingers in the anus. The person may do it for the simple pleasure of 'getting' that itch or because they are exactly just that - fiddle bums. Some also like to sniff their fingers after getting in *deep*
Can also be used as fiddle butt to describe somebody who does that in public. Fiddle fingers nail- nail or finger that has traces of being in the ass
Jammie: Hey Jack, what the hell do you think your doing?
Jack: Nothing man. Just scratching. Nothing wrong with that *shrugs*
John: walks by and says fiddle bum and walks of laughing!
Jammie to Jack: You always were a fiddle bum/ass/fingers/nail
by twiddlybabe November 5, 2011
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bum snob

A drunk who only attends the finer bars/clubs in his/hers area. No dives for this drunk!
"I think I know this guy!" Nah , probably just seen him at the "Tacobar (aka a known bar of the one's speaking, a non-dive)....he's the bum snob yo'!"
by Kataaa August 16, 2016
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Facebook bum

One who is always on facebook because 1. They're really bored 2. They have no friends 3. They enjoy it more than most
I've been on facebook like 50 times today! I'm a total Facebook bum!
by Tom R. :) October 5, 2010
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Bum Log

A huge turd basically...Yeno one that clogs the bog.
In fact so big, that you would of thought it was a child.
Tim: Damn ! I need a Shit !
Tom: Go for one then.
Callum: Yeah dude you better not shit in my room, knowing you, you've probably had Indian food or Cat food or something like that ?!
Tim: Fine! But i reckon its gonna be a bum log cos my ring is well stinging !
by The Mighty Turd ! May 16, 2010
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bum slumin'

V. To have sex with a dirty homeless guy(or girl) in his natural habitat i.e. a dumpster, alley, or under the overpass.
Becky had such bad luck at the bar trying to find strange that she went to the back alley for some bum slumin'.
by leila rose February 4, 2013
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