Hung like a French man

A dude that is Hung like a French man is a guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of every woman.
Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of a dude , he was a real dream, Hung like a French man.
by Meretrix-Maximus September 27, 2021
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New Concord French Swirl

After a nice dinner at local favorite, Dairy Duchess located in beautiful New Concord, Ohio, The woman begins to give the male a blowjob until he ejaculates in her mouth (she can’t swallow). The male then lies down and the female shits in his mouth (he can’t swallow). After that, with their mouths full of the other’s fluids, they French kiss and make a New Concord French Swirl.
Patty and I got fucked up last night and made a New Concord French Swirl. Then we puked all over each other.
by SmellMyFingerrrrr June 27, 2019
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Hung like a French man

A dude that is Hung like a French man is a guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of most woman.
Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of this guy , he was a real dream, hung like a French man.
by Meretrix-Maximus September 27, 2021
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french stories

An over-exagerated story that is completely unbelievable but the person telling the story claims it to be true.
MR French: At my old job, I repelled out of life flight helicopters and then before that i was a back-up dancer in a Mariah video.

Jaz: Yeah, Ok, stop telling french stories.
by masked bandit August 31, 2006
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french military victories

To blow up a Greenpeace ship in order to prevent its participation in peaceful protest against your nuclear weapons testing. Aka 'Operation Satanic'
Sam: "What the fuck is that greasy froggy bastard doing talking about french military victories?"

All: "BURN THE FRENCH!"
by kevinbacon March 26, 2007
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French Onion Soup

A combination of "male hot soup" on top, and a generous helping of fecal matter for the base. Served in a cup or bowl. Also part of the "lunch special", which is half soup/half tossed salad.
"Call me Pierre...I just gave that bitch some French Onion soup and all she said was 'Ooh La Laaaaa.'"
by Rusty February 03, 2005
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Long Black French Espresso

When a black guy with at least a 10in penis cums on a German girl's face and says I surrender
I gave this nazi hoe a long Black French Espresso
by Cellucci December 08, 2018
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