Irish Rectal Exam

It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!

I was bloody pissed, so I did an Irish Rectal Exam.

by Shaftblaster August 8, 2023

irish oliver

he straps a potato to his forehead for cultural day and always says 'irish buddies' with anyone who is remotely irish

"Man, that dude is literally an irish oliver =-="

by wow i exist June 26, 2021

Sloppy Irish

When someone with a big ginger beard gives you the sloppy, most moist French you’ve ever received in your entire life.

…yeah he ended our night by giving me a Sloppy Irish. It was so overwhelming.

by ShamwowPapow! August 25, 2023

Irish spring

When you piss in the sink and leave the party without saying goodbye .

Do not brush your teeth in the Irish spring.

by Tnarg Nivek October 16, 2023

Irish Ruler

(Noun) A precision measurement device, 12 inches in length, used as a standard in golf when providing distances from a specific point. When giving a measurement with this device, it is generally specified in the measurement.

He hit is golf ball 3 inches from the hole, measured by an Irish Ruler, or 1/4 of an Irish Ruler.

by Nadpoleus September 7, 2013

reverse irish leave

An announcement of leaving only to linger longer.

John was annoyed that Jane stayed so long at his party after disrupting the guests with overly dramatic, attention-starved antics like hugging, high-fives and other reverse irish leave moves.

by wordplayerhater May 18, 2009

Irish Snowglobe

A homemade snowglobe made by the Irish which is filled with Jameson Whiskey instead of water. Figurines inside the globe include leprechauns and your 83 year old drunk granddaddy.

"I recently went down to the pawn shop and bought myself an Irish Snowglobe. The Irish are quite the species!"

by SirGrammarNazii February 8, 2021