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Breast text

An accidental text message sent by having someone's breast(s) hit random keys and send a text. For similar information, see Butt Dial or Pocket Text.
Oh man. I sent steve a breast text and now he thinks I'm interested!
by YourBoyBlue January 12, 2017
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Text

Read what it says in the text.
by Hockey#12 June 3, 2021
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Text crush

Person in real life who’s personality has been altered into someone better because of electronic messaging.
Friend: So who do you have a crush on?
Me: No one, really.
Friend: Oh, come on! There 'ought to be someone.
Me: Well, I have a text crush on this guy. He is a total jerk, but for some reason when I text him he is a totally different person.
by Amethyst Bandel September 4, 2016
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text idiot

You text them a couple questions and they respond usually with one word boring response. Such as "I'm ok" Also when telling them a story they text you back one word such as "oh" or "really" leaving you feeling like ok this person is a total bore and you really don't want to text them anymore. But it really sux cuz it's

A family member or a dumb text friend
I text idiot , Hi hru? What are you doing today? is your dog feeling any better today? Text response I'm good
by FlowerPower401 July 30, 2020
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capitalized text

If you use text in (CAPITAL TEXT) it is usually a text of (PASSION). Can I edit my post to show I am (Knowledgeable) or (Vulnerable) "But"! I actually want to create a connection with you but I am very (Stressed). (Hear Me) (Im Talking To You). There are many (reasons) to (((CAPITALIZE)))
"CAPITALIZED TEXT" MEANS I HAVE PASSION !!!!!!!!
by Mainspring August 31, 2018
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text-jected

"text rejected"

When you send an extremley serious or meaningfull. text/sext and the person you're texting hasnt responded for over 10 minutes.

usually followed by re-texting the person you sent the text to and saying "yeah, my phone is dying anyways. gtg."
and acting like they were just about to text you back.
guy1: oh FUCK! Big bertha just sent me a sext!

guy2: big bertha? oh shit, what are you gonna do?

guy1: im gonna text-ject her... wait shes texting me again..oh apparently her phone is dying anway.

*****
big bertha: damn, i totally got text-jected!
by damngurldamn55 October 25, 2011
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Ancient Texts

A pop culture event from 5-10+ years ago that someone has never heard of. Typically used on social media to express shock that one has never heard of something or someone.
You didn’t know Gerard Way from MCR wrote comic books? Oh my god, we’re losing the ancient texts.
by CDSadie July 12, 2025
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