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Human methamphetamine

A car of acid steaming threw a funnel into high density cigarette smoke hydrochloric preferred

Dump the human body into the acid and fume threw the cigarette smoke
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma July 14, 2015
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Human Clock

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's open neck hole and spins her around giving the illusion of a big hand and little hand on a clock
"I hung out with Stoma Stacy and we made a Human Clock"
by Lunarseawitch March 9, 2022
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Human Beignet

When a group of males cum on a female who is laying down flat on her back.
Dude we’re about to turn Becky into a Human Beignet!
by Mr.Grande January 2, 2018
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Human Giraffe

When you Poop,And Splooge in your Partners mouth at the same time while watching A Minecraft movie.
Hey Baby,Wanna Human Giraffe?

Not right now Mom. Im trying to Human Giraffe
by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025
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Human Beer Bong

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.
I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think
by Steak Salad December 18, 2012
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Human Energy

The grossest thing in the universe
All this human energy is making me sick
by Divine Luck December 31, 2018
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