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How Far

How Far meaning: It is a slang that originated from Nigeria that means a lot of things, depending on the expression and usage. E.g how far can be a greeting to someone, it can also be an update to a previous conversation and likewise well-being of a person. It does not have a single meaning.
How far with male’? Babe how far now, I still dey wait.
by Nashar October 7, 2023
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I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.
Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2025
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On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? The phrase says it all except you will follow it up what is fucked up.
Person 1-On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? “Shows his car fucked up”, this is fucked up.
by Hankscolts December 1, 2022
mugGet the On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up?mug.
Small talk before moving on to the main subject or purpose of a meeting.
We’ll have a bit of how’s your bum for cracking walnuts before we raise the issue of the current trade inbalance
by Wordcracker October 10, 2020
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how u doin honey

a way of saying, what are you doing or how someones day is going to your girlfriend
jack: ayo, how u doin honey
girlfriend: is good
by dab and stab January 9, 2017
mugGet the how u doin honeymug.

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