Holy Catfishing

When a girl goes on tinder specifically to try to convert horny men for Jesus. She generally matches with them, flirts with them, and then when it's time for the meet-up, won't stop talking about Jesus.

Matched with Tina on Tinder, she said to meet up at the Coffeeshop on 4th and Vine. When I got there and saw the sign that said "Holy Grounds" I know she must have been Holy Catfishing!

by holydude May 20, 2025

Holy Moonlight Greatsword

The COOLEST fucking weapon in soulsborne history, It's in every game and it fucks so hard. Ever wanted to shoot a monster the size of a house across a room with the power of the fucking moon???? The Holy Moonlight Greatsword is your weapon if so.

John: "I just got the Holy Moonlight Greatsword!"
Every woman in a 5 mile radius: "Please let me bare your children."

by DarkSoulsFanGirl November 21, 2023

The Holy Trinity

When you have sexual intercourse with a female and make her have an orgasm, squirt, and cum all in one sitting

“ how was seeing Patricia the other day?”
“Oh yeah it was good I achieved the holy trinity”

by Ksjdjdn November 15, 2022

Holy Cow

A bbw who prays over your meat before devouring it.

Have you seen Jill Scott handle a microphone, Holy Cow!

by Cocky Roach August 1, 2024

Holy BANANA

THE BANANA IS THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING FRUIT AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT LOOOOOKS LIKE A PENIS
SUCK AND YOU GET HOLY POWER YEEEE

holy banana = holy powers

by HOLY MOTHERFUCKER January 7, 2019

Holy Shid

Holy shid is a care, thought provoking, matchmaking

Do you follow holy shid? If not you are missing out

by Notimeforthis November 23, 2021

Holy water

Pee of my lovely girl friend.

I feel my girl friend a sex goddes,who came from heaven.
I used to drink her pee firmly believes that it increases my longevity or make me immortal.
However,tha drink will certainly increases my libido.
I quench my thirst with her holy water.

by Bangaru May 15, 2021