The inability to form proper words or sentences while playing video games or multitasking of any form.
by Ira Hayez May 02, 2015
A guy who plays Super Smash Bros. Knows a lot about Nintendo, and is a gamer. He nay nay’s a lot and default dances everyday. Everyone wishes to be him. Including me!
I wish I was Payton The Gamer
by A meat flavor October 15, 2019
You Stay A Virgin Till You Die, But You Have Beaten Every Game You Could Buy (Also You're In Debt)
Can Also Be Said If You Murder/Rape The Entire Family Of That Dude Who Kept Calling You A Gay Failed Abortion Noob
Also Applies If You Alter History By Ripping Time And Space So You Can Say The N Word Without A Pass (This Also Works If You Assassinate Obama And Take His Godly N Word Pass)
Can Also Be Said If You Murder/Rape The Entire Family Of That Dude Who Kept Calling You A Gay Failed Abortion Noob
Also Applies If You Alter History By Ripping Time And Space So You Can Say The N Word Without A Pass (This Also Works If You Assassinate Obama And Take His Godly N Word Pass)
I have done an EPICEST GAMER MOMENT
Person 2: John, This Is Your Mothers Funeral....
John: Well You Know What They Say!
Person 2: I Swear To God If You Say You Can't Spell Funeral With Fun, I will Commit Necrophilla With Your Dead Mother And Send You The Video
Person 2: John, This Is Your Mothers Funeral....
John: Well You Know What They Say!
Person 2: I Swear To God If You Say You Can't Spell Funeral With Fun, I will Commit Necrophilla With Your Dead Mother And Send You The Video
by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx March 02, 2021
A gamer who mostly looks for quantitative value in a game. These gamers will mostly argue about game length and/or other quantitative values (assets, levels, maps, missions, boses, modes ect.) in relation to price. They often disregard other values in games like experience, atmosphere, story, creativity or even replayability and therefor neglect games as an art form. The term relates to the fact that a Product Gamer thinks that a game can and should be meassured and rated in a formulaic fashion like any other consumer product - For example by summing up the number of possible functions and multiplying it with the game's length.
John hates on New Walkingsimulator 3000 because it's only 4 hours long. Meanwhile he keeps playing Repetitive Grindfest 4 - He's such a Product Gamer.
by iUserProfile August 16, 2017
George: bruh did you know Joe is going in WWIII?
Joe: I was forced by the trump society
Ninja: Such an unepic gamer moment.
Joe: I was forced by the trump society
Ninja: Such an unepic gamer moment.
by Ekkai January 09, 2020
by taeri’s biggest fan March 29, 2021
Block, parry and dodge. Deepwoken is essential for human survivability or else you will get mudskipped.
by average deepwoken enjoyer December 07, 2022