A thing full of white stuff where if you push down hard enough, the white stuff will explode out of the nozzle... Basically a penis.
by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017
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Get the Fire-Crotch mug.a fire hydrant is an inside joke used between my friends.... meaning when a fugly guy sees a hot woman (us) and gets the urge to come and fuck us getting a boner.
by Brosephine kasberger January 24, 2017
Get the Fire hydrant mug.Fire thots is a member of the Thotobots.. who are the sworn enemies of the deceptathots. They fight for pettiness ruthlessness and savagery.
by Firethotroastersactivate January 25, 2017
Get the fire thot mug.A Caucasian pyromaniac, typically seen with fireworks on all limbs and a sparkler sticking out of his erect penis's urethra.
Didn't I tell you to tell your husband to stop with the dick fireworks? bitch i will cut you! And as for you, Fire-Cracka, you crazy!
by MS-DOS March 29, 2012
Get the fire-cracka mug.When your husband buys you cheap-ass razors and shaving cream even though you have a bad skin reaction to shaving cream; in an attempt to save money by not purchasing his wife's expensive razors that have the shaving gel built in. Thus, resulting in his wife's crotch itching like crazy and having a burning sensation.
by 12thWoman May 25, 2012
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by edharley September 10, 2011
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