douche parade 

A parade of douchebags. A group of dudes who think they are a lot cooler than they are. Often intoxicated.

Isaac: Wanna come out to the Irish Rogue for St. Patty's Day?

Marty: No, I'm trying to avoid the douche parade.

douche parade by gmastamort March 24, 2009

douche-mic-fagitron 

a word to desrcibe a person who does douche like and fag like things at the same time

dawg why the f*ck would you do that your such a douche-mic-fagitron.

douche-mic-fagitron by MR.crazyness34 April 26, 2009

Douche Doctor 

This term applies to people who feel they must put a Dr. in front of their name to imply some sort of power, prestige or additional knowledge of something they know nothing about. By the addition of the title Dr. they might even assume they are some sort of Doctard or have some knowledge about the medical profession. In reality they are nothing more than a douche.

This guy whose name rhymes with Bucket threw a Dr in front of his name and has come to save the day, man he's such a douche doctor...

Douche Doctor by FriendofM September 14, 2009

douche klown 

Also abbreviated DK is esentally a Douche a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very idiotic, they can not process information also they seem to have a sense of belonging and understanding of things, people, and places in which they have no idea about.EXAMPLE a white man acting black wiger , thus comparing them to the cleansing product for dirty vaginas and a Klown loud, goofy, usually white trash individual all and all a retard.

"There goes that douche klown again writing his name on the all over his room,the school,and the postal office.Man what a piece of human shit."

douche klown by just someone from Holly November 30, 2009

Douche Blaster 

A male who just can’t help but have jackass or douche baggery comments spew from his mouth like a fire hose on a fairly constant and embarrassing basis.

"Dude this is why i don't take you places because you can't keep your mouth shut for five seconds. your such a Douche Blaster!"

Douche Blaster by Bradley the third December 2, 2009

douche box 

a person with many various douche like qualities, or is a douche in various situations

Man your such a douche box always killing the fun.

douche box by sanchezzzzzzzz December 23, 2009

Douche Bag 

A tool, an asshole, a mallrat, a gym prick, someone who spends money they don;t have on protein shakes & 100 a month gym memberships. Dresses like a prep and or bitch. Puts too much time into their hair, uses fake tans, complains that he only makes $13 an hour and makes only 40 hours a week. Kisses with his eyes open, and very bad at it.

Hey man JEFF is a real douche bag recently, he's become a BURDEN.

Douche Bag by Tyler Burden January 16, 2010