For all the men(or maybe possibly women too, but probably not though) out there trying to secure that bag... bag checks are necessary for a man’s success in life. Bag checks are often administered by the realest homies. During every bag check, these are some thoughts and questions that are brought to attention: “What does the bag mean to me” “Am I close to the bag?” “What does the bag want of me?” “I want the bag now more than ever” “Fuck it, mask off”
Andrew: Yo slatt(Matt), where the fuck is the squad? I’m trying to get lit with my fellas tonight.
Matt: Tommy Don and Stiffyiffy are with Sleez giving him a quick bag check after his break up with little miss thot whore.
Andrew: That’s what I like to hear, Slatt.. Girls got to him and distracted him from the bag. The boys are always looking out for the squad in the trenches. Sleez has been out at war for too long and we almost lost him completely, it’s time to bring the boy back for the culture.
Matt: You can say that again, Slime(Andrew). Brotherhood shows strongest through these tough times. I really hope the bag check brings back Sleez.
Andrew: The Bag Check never fails, have faith.
Matt: Tommy Don and Stiffyiffy are with Sleez giving him a quick bag check after his break up with little miss thot whore.
Andrew: That’s what I like to hear, Slatt.. Girls got to him and distracted him from the bag. The boys are always looking out for the squad in the trenches. Sleez has been out at war for too long and we almost lost him completely, it’s time to bring the boy back for the culture.
Matt: You can say that again, Slime(Andrew). Brotherhood shows strongest through these tough times. I really hope the bag check brings back Sleez.
Andrew: The Bag Check never fails, have faith.
by Cool killa February 5, 2019
Get the Bag Checkmug. This is when two people have sex and the guy/girl finishes early. Of course the other is still in the frisky mood so they’ll keep trying to go at it.
Bro I banged that chick from the party, but I finished in 5 minutes. She seemed like she wanted more so she double checked me.
by Vancamwhy June 12, 2018
Get the Double Checkedmug. Keeping yourself, or someone on their toes!
SCENARIO: Pastor Michael is about to drive by, Samantha ducks down in Mike A's Truck.
Mike A. Looks shocked says, "Are you okay? Like, what are you doing?"
Samantha says, " That's the Pastor, he can't know I'm here. He CANNOT see me! Is he gone!? Did he stop and turn around?!"
Mike A., "Nah, he kept going and turned at the next street."
Samantha quickly gets up and runs inside and tells Chris what happened.
Chris goes, " So you hoe checked yourself?!" and begins to laugh...
SCENARIO: Pastor Michael is about to drive by, Samantha ducks down in Mike A's Truck.
Mike A. Looks shocked says, "Are you okay? Like, what are you doing?"
Samantha says, " That's the Pastor, he can't know I'm here. He CANNOT see me! Is he gone!? Did he stop and turn around?!"
Mike A., "Nah, he kept going and turned at the next street."
Samantha quickly gets up and runs inside and tells Chris what happened.
Chris goes, " So you hoe checked yourself?!" and begins to laugh...
You know you know, but sometimes you don't know that you know; so you gotta "hoe check" someone to keep them aware of a situation.
by Nubbins Woman March 30, 2025
Get the Hoe Checkmug. When you are urinating in an empty washroom, and another man decides to use the urinal directly next to you instead of choosing literally any other urinal to pee in. After which, scoping your penis with a quick glance.
by kekmon 2 May 23, 2018
Get the Check Matemug. by tbww October 26, 2020
Get the Diet Checkmug. by Rodneyrooster78 April 30, 2024
Get the puddle checkmug. A word that is used for someone attempting murder to someone who is too busy with his/her business, relaxing, or music (vibing) in a low distance to see how hard the target is vibing or showing dominance
The past tense of that word is "Vibe checked"
The past tense of that word is "Vibe checked"
Me: *Listening to my music in the hood*
My homies: *behind me* "VIBE CHECK!"
My homies: *Hits my head with a baseball into my near-death experience*
My homies: "wow mate, you still vibing even with that condition, you passed the vibe check.
My homies: *behind me* "VIBE CHECK!"
My homies: *Hits my head with a baseball into my near-death experience*
My homies: "wow mate, you still vibing even with that condition, you passed the vibe check.
by 100% not FBI October 17, 2019
Get the Vibe checkmug.