by FuckMonika June 5, 2023

When you go to court for having a crush. Guilty if you have a crush and innocent if not. You don't go to jail or have to pay in this kind of court. Evidence such as photos, videos or audio recording may be used against the suspect.
Person 1: I just got sent to crush court and the worst was they had evidence!
Person 2: Good luck talking to your crush tomorrow.
Person 2: Good luck talking to your crush tomorrow.
by AppleEater321123 April 18, 2024

When you are crushing on literally any fictional person, whether from tv shows, books, cartoons, movies, etc. Often resulting in an obsession over fanfics and fanarts. Good thing is that you'll have a high standards in real life (which is also bad...since it's most likely irreversible)
by sunriseunderground January 28, 2024

When his balls are under his leg and his partner tries to climb over him but slips and lands their leg on top go his, crushing his balls.
by Sir_Rutto October 31, 2020

Me: Heyy, you know what today is?
Crush: no?
Me: its national FaceTime your crush day! So you are my crush!
Crush: no?
Me: its national FaceTime your crush day! So you are my crush!
by Jenne June 11, 2022

by Ebuksam January 7, 2023
