Alternating Caps

The ultimately way to disprove a common myth.

"You can't convey sarcasm through text."

Alternating Caps: "Hold my beer"

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The Poop Cap

When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.

Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.

Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.

by Andy Stafford September 23, 2015

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Basically just tells em to stfu

person 1 : omg omg did you hear what happened to tracey ?

person 2 : bitch put a cap on it already

by Jay&Christina October 15, 2020

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Someone who is constantly known for lying and not standing by their word.

Me: you online tonight?

Friend: yeah I’ll be on at 8pm

*now 10pm and still no sign of them*
Me: You’re an absolute cap merchant!

by Frostiee2209 June 27, 2022

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I have a wizards cap on my penis.

by wizard master August 02, 2013

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caps word make your sentence more powerful

i got a ruler up my ass
I GOT A FUCKING RULER UP MY GODDAMN ASS!!!
you see caps words :)

by saxen_bbq January 10, 2019

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when your friend asks how the food is

this food is bussing bussing no baseball caps and it is really good

by dcdiecder August 13, 2023

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