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Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.
Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."
by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024
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Nuzzle Bubble

1. a group of homosexuals connected interpersonally through routine gestures of affection such as cuddles, cheek kisses, and over-clothes dangle caresses developed, at least in part, to withstand and insulate against repeated pandemics.

See also: “boy soup”; “cuddle puddle
After a long night of hookin’, Nana is no longer in the nuzzle bubble.
by Yourhero2287 July 16, 2022
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Bubbly

Poodle-like, and often desperate to prove they (usually she) are not one of the poodle people.
1.) The girl was bubbly and full of a poodle-like energy. One of her tricks was to jump up on tables and advertise merchandise while making it look cute and cuddly. Something like mixing GNC with a dog show. Another was to show up in a soft parade marching with a band or another group.

2.) The guy couldn't relate to the bubbly girl on any level, they had nothing in common from interests to life experience. They had about as much in common as Clovis and RuPaul, or somebody like RuPaul.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020
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Bubbly

To take a piss in one's own mouth
Ethan from sidemen does a bubbly during every shower.
by Xinleen July 21, 2025
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Bubbling

Bubbling

Slang: Used almost formally among Nigerians, used to express liveliness in a place or neighborhood
Broad Street is always bubbling on Fridays, because of the new night club.
My area is always bubbling on New year eve
by Tpatrick August 19, 2020
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Bubbles

A bright yet stupid girl. Someone who can keep the conversation going and is very nice to anyone but actually hates everythin. She is both cute and sexy and has a great smile. She is just amazing and you won't ever regret talking to her. She's just great :)
Bubbles is my awesome best friend and has a great ass lol jk...mostly...
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Bubble People

Bubble People are exactly that... people who live in a bubble. They do not, cannot or flat refuse to believe that their experience(s) and existence can be VASTLY different from other folks’ experiences and existence. They do not “see” racism or sexism. They most likely have some form of privilege, be it race or gender or status.
I can’t begin to express how frustrated I get talking to ignorant Bubble People.
by The Beth Ever April 14, 2021
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