swimming through a whales colon while having a threesome with five one hundred year olds and somehow surviving
by touchyourselfnow September 11, 2025
Get the 86th basemug. "He said women belong in the kitchen, how based."
"You wouldn't date a black person? Wow, you're based."
"You wouldn't date a black person? Wow, you're based."
by Womantis January 21, 2022
Get the Basedmug. by Dr Cocktor May 6, 2018
Get the Twentieth Basemug. A type of fish that lives in the ocean. Rumor has it, it is the most based fish known to the fishsmart community.
by Fishguy213 September 20, 2021
Get the Sea Basemug. First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022
Get the Sexual basesmug. Meaning the opposite of Woke.
Based is someone who is confident in their traditional opinions of the world and not swayed by the current zeitgeist of liberal thought.
Based is someone who is confident in their traditional opinions of the world and not swayed by the current zeitgeist of liberal thought.
by The Real Definition Man 69 December 2, 2024
Get the Basedmug. by @bre_Greg<3 February 7, 2022
Get the 27th basemug.