Bacon & Eggs

Threesome w/ a mother and a daughter

Went out w/ my ex's mom Saturday and had some Bacon & Eggs

by El Cockistador July 23, 2021

Bacon Shards

Shit; poop; forced grease. The remains left after a painful poop in the washroom.

The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)

Dude, I scared the bacon shards out of that kid.... Blood. Everywhere.

by Milkey Fluids November 8, 2011

BBQ Bacon Burger

Something funny Coach from the video game Left 4 Dead 2 says.

Coach: I could go for a... BBQ Bacon Burger, a large order of fries, orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie!
Nick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Coach: Mista... I don't think I like yo attitude.

by pussyhound420 October 29, 2023

Ass Bacon

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.

Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

Bacon & Eggs

Threesome w/ a mother and a daughter

Went out w/ my ex's mom Saturday and we had some Bacon & Eggs

by El Cockistador July 23, 2021

Bacon Bush

The unfortunate crossing of a womans meat curtains and werewolf pussy, creating a hairy,meaty mess.

Well we where really getting hot and heavy then I took her panty's off and realized she had a bacon bush and immediately walked out.

by Dr_PigFinger December 30, 2020

Breakfast Bacon Almighty

Usually a nickname for a large breakfast containing bacon. Often found in 90% of American homes and 100% of homes on the Cook Islands.

"hey, what the fuck are you eating?"
"it's a breakfast bacon almighty, that's what!"

by syst3mselite February 21, 2024