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This ain't Alabama

When a family member of yours(YOUR BLOOD FAMILY) tries to do something sexually or flirtatiously to you but you don't agree with incest, which is common in Alabama.
*Tyrrell tries to kiss his cousin, Aniyah.*
Aniyah: "Ew move! This ain't Alabama!"
Tyrrell: "Oh, wow."
by daydaysossa April 15, 2019
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Alabama Smash

When you have sex with your cousin/sister
its called the Alabama Smash
"Dude, have you seen Johnny lately?"
"Yeah, he was Alabama smashing yesterday"
by Domo26 March 24, 2019
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Alabama fiddle

Having sexual genitalia intercourse with a first or second cousin
I was in my family and god damn I wanted to play the Alabama fiddle on Jenny
by Nasty Dillan March 5, 2021
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Alabama Squeeze Box

First coined by the youtuber "High Boi" during an explanation about the film "Rango". When 2 brothers simultaneously throat fuck and pound their sister form both sides.
Yo me and my brother showed our sister the Alabama Squeeze Box
by Confirmed degenerate April 7, 2024
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Alabama Mud Slushee

When you are banging your girl in the ass, but her colon is full of shit, so you drop chipped ice in it and proceed to bang it furiously, creating the infamous, Alabama Mud Slushee...
Man, my chick's colon was so full of shit, I just dropped chipped ice into her butthole and banged it furiously to create an Alabama Mud Slushee. Aside from the stench, it was awesome!
by Headshok1962 March 13, 2025
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Alabama Plaster Job

A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.
by McMegaDeluxe April 12, 2020
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Alabama Putin

A dish of a fascist's head toppled with truffle butter and cheese.
Girl : I'd sure go for a Alabama Putin right now!

Guy : You know,, it's not because he's bare chested all the time that it's exciting 🤷🏻 ♂️
by AlabamaBaby May 27, 2022
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