Red top

Nickname for mini bottles of Smirinoff vodka. Term was made famous by Sylvia from A&E's Intervention.

Sylvia: Hey there, can I get five of these little red tops?
Liquor Store Employee: Yes m'am.

by jurgis1234 January 7, 2012

muffin top

a physical trait particularly on a femal body

austin is wearing that whoreish top and his muffin top is flabbing out

by flavor ice July 25, 2010

Top Nobit

Top nobit a time when a teacher or professor (possibly a mong) is talking so much shit that he mumbles all his words into one incoherent sound = "top nobit" he then proceeds to saying that he has no idea what ur tlking about cause he is retarded.

- "Bla bla bla mumble mumble mumble...Top Nobit"

_"Man that lesson was pants what the truck was he tolking about...he was top nobiting all F**** day"

by calki May 7, 2007

weird on top

strange; unlikely; possessing odd qualities

This world is wild at heart and weird on top.

by linlinlinlin November 23, 2007

top bolting

The action of locking the top bolt (contractor's lock) to prevent entrance of room mates and/or other uninvited guests whilst "flickin/jackin it" on your lunch break. Not doing so could result in either the awkward "OMG! YOU SAW MY JUNK!" or the always plainful blue bean/blue balls (see Blue Bean)

"Thank sweet baby Jesus i was top bolting whenever Christa came home or she would have walked in on me right as i was about to bleach the sheets!"

by Shae Baby August 5, 2008

Food Top

adj; A next-generation slang term most commonly used by azns (not to be confused with asians)- extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear.

vulgar;n; An asian yet not asian human being.

Origin: Early 21st century: An azn on AIM made a typo, and became an everyday expression. Comparable to Pwn

"Sup, B?"
"Ay bay bay I just tried this new dope, and man is it food top!"
"Yo food top fo' rizzel? Man I gotta get me some of that ****"

"Hey what's up with your eyes, food top?"
"沒甚麼."

by Azncactaur October 6, 2008

scene top

1. a Motorola HipTop 2. Mobile telecommunications device primarily for geeks that are addicted to MSN and Facebook

You gonna thumb me on your scene top?

by WJ1986 October 20, 2008