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Phone friend

Friends that aren't romantically involved and aren't friends with benefits. They just sit and talk about sex or, more specifically, sex with each other. They also are so close that none of this bothers the other. One or both can be in serious, loving relationships outside of their conversations.
Hey phone friend. I'd fuck you.

Wow really? Right here right now.

*Doesn't have sex*
*Laughs and then goes make out with bf/GF*
by Soy_Rosa May 12, 2017
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Schrodinger's Friend

When you're into someone, but you're not sure if you're just close friends or taking it slow. This is especially common among lesbians in cultures where women are expected to have intimate friendships, and among gay men in cultures where men are expected to have the more intimate friendships.
P1: So are you and Jessica going out? And don't lie to me, I saw you two making out earlier.
P2: I don't know, I mean it could have been a kiss between friends.
P1: Friends don't kiss with tongue, this is very much not a Schrodinger's Friend situation.
by Alletto February 10, 2022
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Guest-Friend

Someone who you dont want to show up but they do anyway. You probably dont like him/her because they are annoying, though you always see them. Otherwise known as the buzzkill of the party.
1: Who all showed up at the party?
2: Just some of the guys...oh and my guest-friend, Terry
by RazzTheDayWalker June 1, 2009
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Bandwagon Friend

A person or "friend" who only hangs out/ talks to you because you have recently become popular, important or now have something to offer them. They will immediately drop you as soon as you are no longer useful or interesting.
-Now that I've won the lottery I've recently aquired many new friends.
-Sounds like you have a lot of bandwagon friends.
by LeFuckoffJames April 25, 2015
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friends cup

when playing beer pong, there is always left overs(backwash) in the cups needed to play the next game. The friends cup is a place to pour all the backwash, or "friends".
person 1: is this my beer?!

person 2: DONT DRINK THAT!! ITS THE FRIENDS CUP!
by sailboats September 25, 2007
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Gayfraid Friend

A person that claims to have gay friends that they are totally open, approving and accepting of. Yet still possesses an intolerant attitude towards gay rights.
Sarah: It's totally ok to have friends that are gay, and we can hang out, but seriously why do they think they need the same rights as everyone else. Why do they keep asking for more, haven't they got enough?

Heather: Doesn't that make you a gayfraid friend?
by bontempsgirl October 23, 2010
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placebo friend

A Facebook friend created only to advance yourself in an online social networking game.
My FarmVille co-op consists of myself, my wife and my placebo friend "Cheech".
by Dr John April 20, 2010
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