Douche-bitch

One who wears sunglasses indoors, in the rain, at night, and/or in the club.

Aubrey is such a douche-bitch when wears her stunna shades in the club to hide her fucked up eyebrows.

by Lauren German April 10, 2008

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Douche-whibbler

A complete idiot; retard; what people say when they can't come up with a better name to call someone.

Jeez, Paul. You're such a booty pirate. Why did you make her cry, you effing douche-whibbler!

by Jimborizzle February 15, 2009

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1. The ultimate “loser"
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.

What a douche-a-louche ! This guy I’m seeing texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!

by Christine Cascio June 19, 2008

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douche king

One who exceeds the limits of douchebaggery

John: Dude! You smoked all ten pounds of my weed!

Gabe: uhhh.... no i didn't

John: Gabe your the motherfucking douche king

Gabe: tehe

by joe knight July 7, 2008

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douche bag

Fake tan, spiky hair, pulls a riduculous face for camera, obsessed with working out for ego purposes, does not think deeply about anything, is oblivious to how others see them, awful clothes that have to shout the designers name, can be male and female, under developed sense of humour and especially does not get irony, over inflated view of self worth, if a douche read this description they would be incapable of seeing themselves in it.

douche bag, scrote, poser

by dave nondouche March 12, 2009

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