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Self Bidet

When someone with a penis aims said penis up towards their rectum to wash away any remaining poo.
I was out of toilet paper and had to use the old self bidet
by Segman farts March 4, 2023
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Self Uteral Destruction

When a female (more commonly young less experienced stupid chick) does or knowingly lets others do freaky

stuff with her vaginal regions that could potentially cause harm. Generally sexual in nature. In most cases alcohol or other recreational drugs could be involved.
“Becky needs to chill out! There’s a difference between A one night stand and sleeping with the whole bar plus there mom too! It’s like she’s stuck in Self Uteral Destruction mode....”
by RhianneSaurusRex June 6, 2018
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self-similarity

Phenology that proffers that there is no design that is not duality.

Self-similarity intimates design from duality by advancing aesthetic attributes as a metaphenomenon of the duality between asymmetry and self-symmetry (limina).

Form is advanced as a convergence (emergence) of which design is quality (qualium).
Self-similarity intricates (intimates) self-symmetry.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 2, 2018
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Self-Blumpkin Technique

The self-bumpkin technique is performed by first waiting 7-10 days without taking a shit, and then when finally shitting, curving the large feces toward you, under your balls, up from between your legs, and into your dick. You then suck the shit back in and out of your ass, repeating this movement until ejaculation. This technique results in euphoria, as well as chlamydia, herpes, HPV, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Also you may notice black discharge from the urethra 2-12 hours after performing this technique.

It is told that performing this technique 7 times can result in ascension to a higher plane of spiritual existence, however no one has survived the process more than 3 times.
“Dude, I’m about to try the self-blumpkin technique! I’m 6 days in without shitting!”

“Bro I wouldn’t do that. I tried it 4 years ago and there’s still black shit in my dick.”
by Rusted Sounding Rod April 29, 2025
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Self Nepotism

Self nepotism would be giving yourself a new role because of your power. Declaring myself the king of my bedroom would be self nepotism.
A specific kind of "Narcissism with power"

credits to redcactus23_5211 for proper definition
'I hate my boss so much, he just appointed himself in charge of the department of Cheese making. We're a law firm. This is self nepotism to such an extreme degree'
by chrizzlerlol November 28, 2024
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