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Your dad

he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
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Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*

Mom: *twerks*
by Himhimherher November 24, 2021
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Sounds like water's traveling through your balls

A phrase used to say someone is so stupid that they can't even reproduce, they just have water for sperm because they can't even do what all living things are supposed to be able to do. This can be used to talk about women to say that they are stupid, but it's mostly men.
"Like I said before the Bible says the Earth is flat."
"You're going through the same arguements with no other evidence, it sounds like water's traveling through your balls, man."
by AndrosLesbian June 16, 2023
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Your Mom

A terrible joke, mostly used playfully to insult ya bro. Make sure to not use it on your biological brother, or yyou've shot yourself in the foot.
Dude: your mom gay
Guy: i am your child.
Dude's Wife: I'M GOING TO FUCKING-
by Farlanders of Another Land December 23, 2023
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Something you say after introducing yourself as Chelsea.
Hi, my name is Chelsea, what's your favorite dinner food?
by jumping_beans June 3, 2020
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don’t get your tie in a turntable

to tell someone not to freak out so much about a little thing
Don’t get your tie in a turntable Adaeze!
by DefinitelyNotChidi April 6, 2024
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Your dad

Girl: Your dad is straight Boy: No he isnt hes lesbian
by String Bean 28 February 19, 2020
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