Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".

Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.

by Bloxt July 28, 2017

bet em up

"Far out", "that's cool", "heck yea" ,"fantastic", "badass",etc.
Example:"we are not working this weekend" the boss man said
Charlie replies"bet email up,now I can get my yard work done".

Oh it's not supposed to rain today bet em up

by Stroupster July 30, 2017

filling up the jug

When a man says that he's has blatter problems, but he's secretly going to have intense orgasms while fucking a milk jug.

He said that he needed to pee, but he was really filling up the jug.

by Cjrockinf August 3, 2017

mom up

To do the things that only a mom can do.

I need to mom up & clean this pile of dog poop on the carpet that my son got a wiff of while torturing his sister by attempting to put her face in it then proceeded to vomit on top of said poop.

by SexyNurse August 7, 2017

total up

Add

I total up the cash drawer before I leave.

by booziebobeep August 9, 2017

Piss up

Air dirty laundry

I am just going to piss up with this gossip.

by booziebobeep August 8, 2017

urban pop up

When an urban family decides to move to the countryside and start a small farm without knowledge on farming. The local farmers call this family the urban pop up.

That ol' family that just moved to McDonald's old farm is an urban pop up.

by potatoali August 10, 2017