Mother Fucking Kike Cunt King

When you are such a badass at your profession that you "mic drop" all of the dumb fuck managers and pussy ass industrial bomb making, scratch n sniff engineers. Strapped with a .357 you don't ask questions or take names, just drop ninjas on the lawn off of your Cub Cadet.

I.T.: we need you to stay over and fix this drying tunnel, it's not communicating.
MFKCK: Go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself. Better yet, go blow your dad faggot. I'm the Mother Fucking Kike Cunt King bitch! ( mic drop).

by Zach Hammer August 8, 2019

I fucked the Volunteer editors mother

I fucked the Volunteer editors mother

I fucked the Volunteer editors mother

by darkedge008 May 15, 2018

National fuck your crush day

National fuck your crush day was made for a w****'s like to fuck people : on October 26th

Hey its national fuck your crush day so that means, you know what

by 💎 yabpi October 14, 2020

Man where the fuck is mario Judah

I'm a big dog, big bear, nigga, I'm a lion
I'm the predator of the prey that is hiding
Oh my, oh my, I have found you, nigga
Don't you run from me, lil' nigga
You are not fast enough
You are not brave enough
You are out of luck
Now it's time for you to die very rough

Person:1 Man where the fuck is Mario Judah

Person:2 I'm a big dog, big bear, nigga, I'm a lion I'm the predator of the prey that is hiding

by MariofuckingJudah July 29, 2021

how the fuck did you find this

how did you find this

how the fuck did you find this
idk
shuttop bro
hahaha

by howthefuck June 4, 2022

4:00 am Epic Fuck

You awake at 4:00 am and it's the most amazing sex you ever had.

My boyfriend, wakes me up for the 4:00 am Epic Fuck. It leaves me the next day thinking about it.

by Amazing Amy October 16, 2014

fuck a furry day 3: the sequel

on december 23rd, you are required to fuck a furry if they request it, whenever you like it or not

Person 1: Hey person 2, did you know that december 23rd is fuck a furry day 3: the sequel
person 2: traumatized noises
person 2: i have done this twice in a row in a span of a year

by Henry Dickman December 14, 2020