When you are at some family gathering and your 7 year old cousin goes up to you and asks to play on you phone, WITHOUT SAYING PLEASE.
Kid: You got any games on your phone??
You: Yes... BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.
by Star Puppi November 14, 2023
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your mom

your mom is fat btw.

your mom is a really cool word beacause it has been used by Abraham lincon himself
your mom likes cock
your mom is fat
when your mom walks in the room all breaks
by daddyuuu March 9, 2021
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Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you
Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*
mugGet the Shit your pantsmug.

Calm your tits

When someone gets excited, upset, angry over anything calm ur tits is the perfect response to almost anything.
Damn Daniel calm your tits we will be there in 5 minutes.
by Lunalove1432 January 5, 2022
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On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.
April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".
by Starholed April 18, 2024
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International say your crush day is a day where you have to say your crush if its asked but you only say it ONCE and you can only say NO to 5 people
Hey who is your crush
I'm not saying
Well it's international say your crush day
by POO ON JEFF May 12, 2022
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National Boyfriend Day is April 19. This is a day to show appreciation your boyfriend and make him feel special. Love him by really showing how much you love him.
by Michael Robinson April 19, 2023
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