Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 1, 2016

i CoUlD hAvE mY InTeRnEt TaKeN aWaY

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0: i CoUlD hAvE mY InTeRnEt TaKeN aWaY

by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025

Suck my dick

When a girl/boy starts to suck a boy's dick. It creates cum, leading to oral sex.

"Suck my dick."
"Uhh, harder . . ."

by I love doing sex November 9, 2025

i like my cheese drippy bruh

The act of Logan Paul saying: "I like my cheese drippy bruh" upon comparing Lunchly's so called "drippy cheese" to that of Lunchable's so called "sticky cheese"

"Come in close and look at the queso cheese in Lunchly, versus whatever that is. Drip versus stick. I like my cheese drippy bruh."

by SkibidiRizzChiz November 26, 2024

My B

Don’t make the mistake of thinking this means “my b” as in babe or baby (I’ve made that mistake).. this straight up means my bad

Boy that I liked: “My b I didn’t see your text”
Me thinking this is a pet name: you’re all good bb
Don’t do this ^

by Ggbby March 2, 2021

Shits in my nutella jar

Another way of saying that something gets on your nerves

Stacy: Hey, have you seen Jeff?
Zach: Nah, I've been avoiding him, that guy really shits in my nutella jar.

by lemmingdos October 2, 2014

buzzing in my ear

when someone doenst shut the fuck up

Buzzing in my ear: Hey Rick can you stop buzzing in my fucking ear

by Ray Lafleur May 2, 2024