Your mom

Your mom is a joke, a joke that lots of kids/teenagers jokes about.But sometimes gets out of hands.

“Hey jimmy” “yeah what” “Your mom is so fat that she struggled to give birth to you😂” “...” “?” “So you have chosen death.”

by Bunlikesboba December 14, 2022

Your Ass

Your Ass , the flattest thing on flat earth.

Wow look at Your Ass

by HaAids October 14, 2018

your mom

A phrase that is easy to describe on urban dictionary because everyone has used it.

1: Dude, there's like a million definitions for "your mom" on urban dictionary.

2: Your mom.

by pocketlint60 March 17, 2010

Cleat your meat

When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.

Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.

by 22 Knowledge March 18, 2016

buttering your teeth

A gay sex act where one male ejaculates into the other’s mouth, thus buttering his teeth with nut butter.

Chrishem wipe your mouth, you look like Colin was buttering your teeth again

by MisterTalia May 26, 2023

Your mom

A joke that isn't funny, and never will be. Grow up.

James: 'It's really wet today'
Sam: 'Like your mom'
James: 'Did no one tell you that's not funny anymore?

by iLiKebLOoD March 2, 2022

Jerk it to your partner day

SATURDAY MAY 3RD is a day where you gotta jerk it atleast 5 TIMES to yo girl/man and if you don’t then the they DIEEE!!!

Guy: dude you gonna participate in Jerk it to your partner day?
Guy 2: already did man.

by retrowand May 2, 2025