If you hate school, please read this.
While going to school may feel unpleasant, you still have to go there so you can have a brighter future.
Now, let me debunk some beliefs/rumors.
“School teaches useless information”
Well, that ‘useless information’ is going to be useful at some point in your life.
“School is worse than a prison”
Have you EVER been to a real prison before?
“I can be doing what I like instead of wasting 7 hours in school”
More like you’re going to play video games for seven or more hours…
“I have to wake up INSANELY early”
According to scientists, waking up early can actually get you ready for the day and maintain good health.
So… School may be a waste, but your life will be more of a waste if you don’t attend it.
Pick one:
LIKE: Horrible life now
DISLIKE: Horrible life in the next 70 or so years
While going to school may feel unpleasant, you still have to go there so you can have a brighter future.
Now, let me debunk some beliefs/rumors.
“School teaches useless information”
Well, that ‘useless information’ is going to be useful at some point in your life.
“School is worse than a prison”
Have you EVER been to a real prison before?
“I can be doing what I like instead of wasting 7 hours in school”
More like you’re going to play video games for seven or more hours…
“I have to wake up INSANELY early”
According to scientists, waking up early can actually get you ready for the day and maintain good health.
So… School may be a waste, but your life will be more of a waste if you don’t attend it.
Pick one:
LIKE: Horrible life now
DISLIKE: Horrible life in the next 70 or so years
Dumb person: OH I HATE SCHOOL SO MUCH, YOU HAVE TO WASTE SEVEN CRAPPY HOURS IN THAT PRISON!!1!1!1!1!!!
Me: School can actually give you a better future…
Dumb person: YEAH RIGHT!!! IMMA DO WHAT I LIKE INSTEAD!!!
*12 years later*
Me: *Owns a big company*
Dumb person: AYO!! HOW DID U GET A POSITION LIKE THAT?!?
Me: I attended school everyday and studied very hard. What position do YOU have?
Dumb person: I WORK AS A BURGER KING CASHIER, I HATE IT!!! I WANT A POSITION LIKE YOU!!!
Me: Well, that’s too bad… You should’ve went to school…
Me: School can actually give you a better future…
Dumb person: YEAH RIGHT!!! IMMA DO WHAT I LIKE INSTEAD!!!
*12 years later*
Me: *Owns a big company*
Dumb person: AYO!! HOW DID U GET A POSITION LIKE THAT?!?
Me: I attended school everyday and studied very hard. What position do YOU have?
Dumb person: I WORK AS A BURGER KING CASHIER, I HATE IT!!! I WANT A POSITION LIKE YOU!!!
Me: Well, that’s too bad… You should’ve went to school…
by asdfgpoiuymnbvczlsgeywhehff February 25, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. The utter and trash place in which all that you do is go from class to class. You just learn useless stuff that the dumb government wants you to know. There is no point in learning all this shit.
#FUCK SCHOOL
#FUCK SCHOOL
by BRUH1169 March 31, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. A terrible fucking school where whores start rumors and talk shit behind your back no matter who you are. It is also filled to the brim with people that want to give AIDS to people 2 grades below you and people that think being a sickness is funny, along with others who think they are better than you in every way possible and will manipulate anyone into believing them. The food is terrible too, considering they gave us an "omelette" that caused me to shit so violently she when I got home I'm pretty sure I gained airtime, but a few days later when they gave us hot dogs for lunch I ate half of it and puked on my way to the nurse after I felt so dizzy I could barely walk. Don't ever consider this school as even decent because the only good part about it are the LEAD and ELA teachers, along with most of the related arts teachers except for the art teacher, she a sexist racist bitch who lives so close to me I've considered war crimes against her family. If you have to go here the only thing you have to look forward to is the trip to Hershey park at the end of the year that is so difficult for some people to get into you almost never are there with your closest friends. DO NOT GO TO SWIFT MIDDLE SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LEARNED ONE USEFUL THING
Mother: how was your day at swift middle school?
any person: dogshit *pukes up everything in their body*
any person: dogshit *pukes up everything in their body*
by Myschoolistheworst February 3, 2024
Get the Swift middle schoolmug. A school district where only the male teachers are good, super athletic, very good Football, Basketball, Track, and Cross Country teams.
by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024
Get the Mars Area School Districtmug. India's 1st Integrated School for Sports & Academics. Located in Bangalore, The Sports School was established with a vision to integrate sports and education to encourage young sports enthusiasts and support professional athletes. The Sports School encourages & provides means to students from Grade 5 to Post Graduation, to balance their pursuit for sporting excellence without compromising on their academics.
by Sportiyapa November 27, 2021
Get the The Sports Schoolmug. Goofy school, mandem put more effort into jumping kids on the bus or in the washroom then they do in class. Cant even use the boys washroom 80% of the time cause its always closed due to police investigations. some kid tried burning down the school and lit the washroom on fire.
“Yeooo why are the cops here again?”
“oh some kid lit the washroom on fire again while he was trying to light his blunt styl”
“Say no more gango must have been LK and his boys”
“LKs still locked up for pulling a knife on SK”
“Wrd, gotta love Markham District High School”
“oh some kid lit the washroom on fire again while he was trying to light his blunt styl”
“Say no more gango must have been LK and his boys”
“LKs still locked up for pulling a knife on SK”
“Wrd, gotta love Markham District High School”
by bk2neatttt June 21, 2023
Get the markham district high schoolmug. An all boys school where the guys are smart, sometimes Iona Prep rejects, that have potential, are secretley (not really) closeted homos. They are zesty and don't admit, and some even go so far as to liking femboys. A.K.A, the Fordham Fags, or the Fordham Femboys
by randompersonwhowritesmeanings March 31, 2023
Get the Fordham Prepatory High Schoolmug.