An absurdly expensive private prep school with good teachers, terrible leadership, burnt out neurodivergent stoner students, and evil middle schoolers. Under the dictatorship of Supreme Leader Lori Strauss, prices for regular things are jacked way up while antisemitism is brushed over.
Student 1: "Have you heard what happened to The Field School after Lori Strauss took over?"
Student 2: "Yeah, we both go there. I can't believe she removed the Latin department by personally defenestrating Hugh McElroy."
Student 1: "Yeah, and the public execution she held for the physics teacher Jared was horrible."
Student 2: "Well at least we still have David Kongstvedt, Field School history teacher and writer of 2008's Osiris Ford."
Student 2: "Yeah, we both go there. I can't believe she removed the Latin department by personally defenestrating Hugh McElroy."
Student 1: "Yeah, and the public execution she held for the physics teacher Jared was horrible."
Student 2: "Well at least we still have David Kongstvedt, Field School history teacher and writer of 2008's Osiris Ford."
by Botto B Bobbs January 7, 2024
Get the The Field Schoolmug. by Alexez127 June 16, 2025
Get the Schoolmug. Let’s face it school is the cause of everyone’s problems in life. Depression, anxiety, getting bullied, pure pressure, suicide, toxic friends, and you get in trouble for grades.
by Dracomalfoyismyhusband November 19, 2020
Get the schoolmug. 
Pine Creek High School is the place where you learn that the only reason people live in Colorado is to smoke and fuck with bitches who are at best a 6.5/10. Don't try to leave the lunch room or else that short dean lady will beat the shit out of you, she thinks she is some sort of god, when in reality she cant even reach the top bookshelf cause of how short she is. Oh and by the way, who even goes to the library? that's some wack stuff right there, like you think i'm gonna read about some shit that happened 2000 years ago. How true even is half of that stuff? How can all of the religious books all be in the non fiction section at the same time? Islam alone says that "there is no god but allah." Cornell notes are a staple for the majority of students here, if decide to go through World History then good luck, you'll have a G for a teacher but expect Cornell notes to be your life for the next year now. I hope your children are doing well.
Thankfully this is all balanced out with some decent teachers at the school. like um.. well... at least one of our students is a sex offender.
Thankfully this is all balanced out with some decent teachers at the school. like um.. well... at least one of our students is a sex offender.
by AidenRileyWilson May 16, 2022
Get the Pine Creek High Schoolmug. A cult/ hippie school in the middle of the woods that raises insane and mentally unstable children. Is also one of the coolest places in the world. There are a lot of your mom jokes and some pretty weird ass kids (exept for Genevieve, Maggie and maybe Fiona). Be careful though if you thinking about attending North Branch, bc sometimes the work is hard but it all pays off in the end. Also be careful of these people: Colt, Oliver and Edward because they are some pretty weird kids
by Somebodyhurtme May 10, 2023
Get the North Branch Schoolmug. His name is Xav. Typically someone who engages in “console wars” and then demands their opinion is the only one that matters.
by Pierre LaCosta August 9, 2024
Get the High school bitchmug.