Dick Weed

A person who has fungi growing on penis.

My boyfriend has dick weed.

by kurtisascholar November 24, 2016

Dick Weed

The crumbles of weed left over at the end of an Oz or more

I don't wanna use the good stuff, hand me the dick weed!

by SaviSunflower March 02, 2016

Dick weed

Take your massive or small cock and put it on a piece of paper in religion class. Then you roll it up and light it. After you light it you have fun and smoke it.

Damn this dick weed is fine.

by 6ix9ine699669 December 01, 2018

Big Dick December

Where all men with a penis size 6 1/2 inches complete a circle jerk 3 times a day

Timmy: time to do big dick December

by Big Dick December October 07, 2020

microphalise dick

usually referring to a penis under the size of .3 centimeters when flaccid

get that fucking pube outta my vag.... oh wait THATS YOU microphalise dick

by godzilla cock July 05, 2017

mior's dick

smallest dick, below than average

The court held that mior's dick is smaller than pleading margin

by jupppiterrr November 26, 2023

Dick high

When he dick you down so good it feel like you high off dick.

“I was so dick high i couldn’t even stay standing”

by thatbtc100105 November 04, 2023