Bald as Shit

When someone does some old person shit when they're young.

Yo, Michael is lowkey Bald as Shit for doing that.

by omnmin007 February 3, 2026

Asparagus shit

When you eat so much asparagus that you shit and piss smell bad.

I ate so much asparagus last night that I just took an asparagus shit!

by Bob's Valley February 3, 2026

Karoline Leav-shit

The pouty-lipped, incompetent and corrupt White House Secretary hired, and someday soon, to be fired by Diaper Donald.

There goes Karoline Leav-shit with her pouty lips telling one lie after another for her megalomaniacal, dictatorial boss. Karoline Leav-shit's job is to cover the shit Diaper Donald leaves behind.

by LaughingAloud February 3, 2026

Nose Shit

To laugh at something hard enough for your nose to shit (Boogers flying out)

I had a massive nose shit when I watched people fall on ice outside my window.

by Zenstar February 3, 2026