School Lunch In The U.S

Having to choose what to eat everyday is a hassle! Everything is just so appetizing. They have choices that range from a mystery meat patty wrapped In soggy waffles to rock hard powdery bread that break your teeth when you bite into it! My personal favorite is the frost bitten carrots with ranch that give you diarrhea. There is also a specialty on Fridays, pizza bagels! (Uncooked dough in the shape of a bagel, expired tomato sauce from 1978 with some cheese slapped on.) That one is sure a fan favorite. If you’re lucky, sometimes it’s in the shape of a glorious rectangle. How spectacular is that!? We often also get bright orange fries In this weird spike shape and fruit cups that nobody can ever open. If you do succeed to open it, it will splat all in your face and even down your shirt! We also have a wide variety of beverages. Chocolate milk that is basically chocolate water and regular milk with a slight rancid smell which are served in weak cardboard cartons that leak. If you want water, you will have to drink out of the water fountain which is never cleaned that everybody puts their mouth on. I hope this changed your perspective of just how beautiful and life changing this lunch can be. Have a great day!

I love eating school lunch In the U.S!

by maddie_1873 July 27, 2023

salmon river central school

the whitest school of fort covington (literally the only school) new york. the only thing you’ll ever hear walking down the halls is white kids saying the n word, teachers completely ignoring it and kids taking pics of other kids jerking off in the bathrooms. oh the bathrooms. walking into the girls bathroom you’ll see a crowd of girls laughing with their vapes in their hands. can never pee in peace. and the boys bathroom i would imagine to be much worse. once a kid walked into class and put a peed on chromebook from the boys bathroom. the teacher touched it before being informed it was filled with pee.

“my mom just signed me up for school at salmon river central school. heard it’s the worst. “

by i don’t like furries July 28, 2023

Seminole High School

THE WORST FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA. FULL OF FAGGOTS AND THEY/THEM NIGGAS.

You’re a faggot if you go to Seminole High School

by Jacob The Ripper July 30, 2023

high school hall squall

the sound made when one's wet shoes slide along the floor of a high school hall as in the case of being pulled by someone else or when running and coming to a screeching halt.

That was a long and loud high school hall squall.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

high school hall squall

Definition 2: The cry of a heartbroken girl or boy when their significant other breaks up with them.

She would love to talk to you, but she went out of the gym and is currently in the middle of a high school hall squall.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Inner Sydney High School

I escaped. I managed to escape. Finally. Okay, I don't have much time. I hacked onto a school computer and this was a website that I knew I could contact people with. Anyways, I have to tell you something.

Did you ever find it weird that a school made of 15 storeys is... a school? IT'S NOT. There are 2 underground levels used for manipulation on a mass scale. students are racked up and hypnotised into forced education, then after their session is complete, they forget all about it. We are force-fed an entire years worth of education in 2 hours, then we spend the rest of our time using that information in a practical and outdoors space, but still managing to hide from the public.

But, that sounds great?

IT DOES. But like communism, it sounds great, but in practice it's awful.

The kids have no idea this is happening, they think they're learning in a new and sophisticated way, but in reality, they have no idea what's going on, leading kids to go missing, insane, reach points of suicide and even points of homicide.

THIS MUST GET OUT, HELP ME ON MY MISSION. I CAN'T DO ANYTHING BUT INFORM. HELP.

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"We don't have time. December 11th is when the whole thing goes down at Inner Sydney High School."

by TEAM16 August 1, 2023

cvc school

A place where jobless old specs go to ruin the lives of kids and put the in a small room full of dealers because you have an untucked shirt. It is a place where half of the ‘teachers’ are pedos and there is a field next to it where people get suspended for being and if you go further you will find a foot long kitchen knife I wish I could put into an old spec of a teacher

Oh you go to cvc school
Ye but ima kill myself Tmr because I do
Also a pedo called Mrs duncly tried to give me head in maths

by Whsbdjeosjsb August 1, 2023