Uncle Peter portion

A portion of food that would feed one uncle Peter but about 50 other humans

The lasagne was an uncle Peter portion

by Ass cracker 56 January 3, 2024

Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester is Kaisa's alter ego, emerging particularly when she has inhaled or is under the influence. This endearing alter ego is characterized by a charming disposition, often accompanied by facial redness and sometimes even dark under the eyes if she had mascara on for the evening.

"Uncle Fester makes a grand entrance when Kaisa's had a date with her favorite bottle of laughter-inducing spirits, leaving behind a trail of giggles and maybe a misplaced shoe or two."

by Attentionwhorenumber1 January 4, 2024

Pull an uncle Peter

When you ejaculate into food and gain sexual gratification from doing so

Last night Alexanded said that he was going to pull an uncle peter

by Ass cracker 56 January 4, 2024

Uncle Jamie

When someone “pulls” an Uncle Jamie they defecate in a pot of gravy usually for personal gratification.

Last thanksgiving Tom pulled an Uncle Jamie and everyone got Ebola.

by ArseWipper January 4, 2024

Lady Uncle

A woman who is a female version of a stereotypical “Drunk Uncle”. Commonly known for drinking bud light and piss at 8am in northern states.

“ALEX RAILED A LADY UNCLE!”

by The Don of NH January 4, 2024

how’s your uncle

Sticking your finger up someone’s ass and giving some justification with a simple question.

I like meeting new people and making a lasting bond. I found that pressing a hard cock on them is less effective. But a thumb in the bum gets conversation and more than not hot sex. Simple ask “how’s your uncle?”

by Master Lyricist January 6, 2024

Full Uncle

Proper Noun//: The result a male sibling finds themselves in when their brother and sister have a baby together; being both an uncle on both sides.

When Cletus’ bother and sister made a baby together he became a Full Uncle.

by Zubra January 22, 2024