Uncle James

‘Uncle James played nothing else matters at the Concert last night, I wonder if he’s going to play master of puppets during his next show!’

by UncleJamesBestFriend April 23, 2019

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Uncle

1.The man who teaches you the things you didn't learn in school.

2. The man who shows you things you were not supposed to .

"Last night my uncle showed me where children come from" Said laura "Really? My uncle showed me that when I was 4" Replied Stacy

by An intelegent human January 20, 2020

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A uncle suit is a sweatsuit / tracksuit. But it’s more baggy and slouchy. The most important thing about an uncle suit is the top and bottom matches. Uncle suits can be made out of silk, cashmere, cotton, spandex, or anything as long as the top and bottom matches.

Person 1: “that’ a sexy uncle suit you got on!”

Person 2: “Thanks its monrow”

by Jhenè 🦋 June 7, 2024

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uncle buddy

Two gay guys banging in an alley

Man those guys are really getting after uncle buddy back there

by Unclebean June 28, 2023

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Uncle Stroking

One of the highest steps on the edging staircase. One must pass through multiple other stages such as edging, gooning and munting in order to reach it. It is the act of doing a reach around the legs double fister on your shmeat with slow strokes. Your right hand rotating clockwise and left counter clockwise. This is preformed until peak stimulation and then released right by before you blow. If you blow this breaks your edging streak and you have to begin back at the bottom by starting back at edging. The term uncle stroking is derived by uncle all across the world preforming this method as it enlightens you and gives you +500 aura.

“Hey crody I was uncle stroking it last night, and on fanum it was amazing. It’s way better than the munting and edging.”
“What the fuck are you saying”

by Prof.Goon May 22, 2024

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