Emergency Meat

Beef jerky/Slim Jim, which can be kept in an office desk drawer indefinitely, until the day when you're just desperate for protein and/or high quantities of sodium.

Two hours till lunch? Throw me over a stick of emergency meat!

by Elaine Urban December 30, 2009

Meat Syrup

The thick fluid that emits from the man's penis during sexual climax.

My boyfriend spilled his meat syrup all over my chest.

His meat syrup tasted like yogurt.

by fuckingmotherlick January 7, 2012

meat check

The process of observing the external sexual organ of a male (most of the time male) to see if it is in view of the naked eye.

John: Hey Jane can you do a meat check real fast? that girl just gave me a rager and i don’t want my mom to see.
Jane: Sure John! and yah you look good.

by FijiTreyOfficial April 10, 2019

meat heart

A red pulsating penis head accomplished by squeezing the penis until the head becomes red and swollen to resemble a beating heart

My girlfriend enjoys giving me a meat heart for Valentine's Day.

by gekkman April 18, 2023

Meat Camp

My boss Meg.

Meg is such a meat camp, she has 12 abortions by noon.

by Flexo Rodriguez October 1, 2017

scrig meat

also known as taint (the skin between your anus and your scrotum.

she was chewing on my scrig meat

by supergong May 29, 2009

meat peeker

That guy using the urinal next to you staring at your junk

My pee-shyness went into overdrive when I noticed I was urinating next to a meat peeker.

by Totzmastacrunch December 6, 2009