poop bum

A bum FULLL of poop

omg! look at my bum mommy! its full of poop! i have a poop bum!!

by mymomgotpoopinherbum March 6, 2011

the alamo poop

The Alamo Poop:

You push and push. Once this poop comes out, you see a small pebble. Thats when a stream of red hot diarrhea comes flaring out. Usually means you are beginning to get diarrhea.

I just had the Alamo poop

by Zzzara July 3, 2021

poop cock

An extremely smelly condition of the penis, caused by extensive anal penetration. The condition may linger for up to 13 hours after sesation of aformentioned anal penetration.

Bud: Man dude, I got a wicked sick poop cock from that...from your sister, its been there for like two days and its giving me a headache!
Jimmy: Im going to f-ing kill you, you f-ing poop cock! Beeootch!

by farting mike May 28, 2006

bird poop

the remnants of semen, that slide back down a girls asshole after anal.

That load you shot up my but left bird poop in my panties!

by steve steele May 15, 2008

poop on a stick

An exclamation that takes the place of "Oh crap!"

Oh poop on a stick!!! I just spilled my drink!

by 123454323 September 2, 2008

poop chute

poop shoot otherwise known as the chocolate starfish or dirt track.

her river was flowing red so i took her dirt track instead.

by ruffryderx911 June 13, 2005

dick poop

When poop comes out of your dick by mistake.

"Dude my seminal vesicle must have ruptured last night, I have hell of dick poop."

by Roger123978 February 20, 2009