What does he doobiehind closed doors?

A casting-doubt-on-da-person's-true-beliefs question dat you sarcastically ask regarding someone who vigorously/huffily denounces marijuana use.

If notorious "secretly-sipping" characters like da King in "Huckleberry Finn" and Gerald Strickland in "Back To the Future" had been decrying cannabis instead of alcohol, one might logically have asked, "What does he doobiehind closed doors?"

by QuacksO October 26, 2025

Door Time

Refers to the time of day the Harry's House promo team for Harry Styles would post a message or image behind the Harry's House door - always at 12:00pm EST (11:00am CST). Originated by fans in the Larry Stylinson fandom.

Should we assume it will happen at door time since Louis didn't specify a time?

by Music, memories and moments January 21, 2024

Wall, Shelf, Door

An updated version of Rock, Paper, Scissors, where wall beats shelf, shelf beats door, and door beats wall.

"We both want the last cheese stick, let's settle it with an old fashioned game of wall, shelf, door."

"Oh, no!"

by PocketFruit July 29, 2025

Back door honey

1950s urban slang for women’s cum.

*in a transatlantic accent* “Herr! I got a hankerin’ for some of your back door honey!”

by EverBear April 28, 2024

A Cian the door

When you engage in anal sex and while your partner farts you put your tongue inside there rectum and twice your tongue like a key opening a door

Dude Rick just gave we the best A Cian the Door ive ever had

by csfce July 24, 2015

pirate door

when y about to smash yo girl in the ass and she won't let it in

my girl made a pirate door om me

by JULEMAND666 January 23, 2018

Screen door shit

Diarrhea so runny and projecting at a high velocity that it’ll fly right through a screen door.

“I ate at the Mexican place and got the screen door shits so bad before I even left the parking lot.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 8, 2021