Captain Novolin

That one retarded kid with diabetes who thinks he's a superhero. He's just fat.

bro richard is such a Captain Novolin

by Icosalord March 19, 2022

captain candle day

may 11

Ethan: It’s captain candle day!
Jeff: I almost forgot

by captain candle January 22, 2022

Captain Marcel

A woman on a rescue mission for her sister that's down to the mountain. She requires back up. Let everyone know she went down to the mountain.

Hello this is Captain Marcel, My Sister went down, down to the mountain. I gotta save my sister.

by Shady256969 February 12, 2022

captain pirate hose

A discord moderator with no opinion.

You have been deemed a "captain pirate hose" following your recent poor choices in opinions.

by Notamon October 9, 2021

Captain Jaggery

-An awesome and fearsome, antagonistic sea captain from the book; "The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle"

-Landon

"Captain Jaggery... what a gentleman..."

by Mr Cornersss October 18, 2021

Captain Gankaroo

Friend to friend, " My husband's nickname is Captain Gankaroo..."

Other friend, " Do what? (Laughing)"

Friend, " Yeah my husband beats off all the time with/on anything... plastic bags, dirty clothes, you name it, so I call him Captain Gankaroo because he ganks everything"

(I walk in catching my husband beating off using a plastic bag), "Well hello Captain Gankaroo".

by Justice League Kat October 19, 2021

Captain Chromosome

Someone who is acting like a 2 year old on speed

Look out is Captain Chromosome

by Gamingman November 1, 2021