retard kid at hyvee

a retarded kid who works at hyvee and bags groceries and always hits on my sister. my sister--- emily b

OMG the retard kid at hyvee waved to me again today.

by blink fanatic March 11, 2005

hard r retard

when you say or do something so dumb that "retard" is not a strong enough word to use.

him: "why do i always forget there are 24 hours in a day?"
you: "cuz you're a hard r retard."

by postcoffeepoop June 16, 2022

Classy retard

when the down Syndrome kid is wearing a real fancy shirt and is trying extra hard not to shit his pants.

Down Syndrome kid at fancy place or something: AUSUHFHF

Parents: wow he hasn't shit his pants or made a retard noise in almost 4 minutes! He's a classy retard!

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

retard tingles

When you do something weird with you friends, (or an inside joke) and an outsider sees you, and gives you an odd glance.

He just gave me the worst retard tingles.

by retardtingles September 28, 2008

Full retard

Become a California Democrat. Or a liberal judge that strips citizens of their constitutional rights like the second amendment. Or antifa thugs that suppress freedom of speech through violence or terrorism. Full retard.

I moved to California and went full retard and voted for Newsome, Biden, and other liberal losers

by Trump is awesome December 5, 2020

Retarded Arse Fucker

The person who sent you to this URL.

The person who sent me to this URL is a 'Retarded Arse Fucker'.

by Retarded Arse Fucker May 5, 2003

retarded sense of humor

A joke that has gone way too far as to appear totally not funny, but rather insulting instead. Very close to a sick sense of humor, except NO ONE laughs. Since the joke maker was only kidding, it's still considered humor ... just, retarded.

autistic-guy: "(enter unfunny joke here)"
normal-person: "What a retarded sense of humor"

by the dip May 20, 2007