F-Pack

An awesome accessory that students, professionals, cyclists, and falconers wear around their mid-section to maximize carry capacity on adventures or quests. Not to be confused with "Fanny Packs," the F-pack is more streamlined and not worn by overweight, white people from the Mid-Western United States.

"Please remove belts, shoes, and F-Packs before entering the security line"

by F-Pack June 18, 2014

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flap pack

The genitalia of an elderly man, or the breasts of an elderly woman.

John "Man, I heard that once you hit the age of 60, you start to develop a flap pack!"

Chris "Isn't that true!"

by Anal Asian June 30, 2014

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Country six pack

When 3 pairs of siblings engage, as a group, in sexual activities

My sister and I called up Dunley and his sister and then Mary Sue and her brother and had ourselves a good ol' country six pack at our parents trailer.

by Yoble August 27, 2014

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NES crap pack

6 "games" that came from hell itself

1. ghosts n goblins

2. total recall

3. friday the 13th (can't play as jason)

4. nightmare on elm street (can't play as freddy)

5. TMNT ( the dam level, oh god the dam level)

6. action 52

(commercial comes on tv and shows the average family playing 6 games while faking interest)

Joe: WOW! 6 games for the price of one! i'm getting them!

(later...) Joe: just let me win once damn you!

(NES gets thrown through wall)

mother: THAT COST ME $52.50! YOU're Grounded!

52.50 for the NES crap pack?

mother: what? (plays and then dies from boredom 3 days later)

by I h8 nes October 26, 2013

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