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Oh Spongebob, Why

When someone is driving and gets into an (often serious) accident, the passenger MUST say this. It's the law.
Spongebob: *Crashes into a lighthouse*

Mrs. Puff: *Inflates*

Oh Spongebob, why...
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 22, 2020
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Uh Oh Stonky

The proper way to express your feelings of somebody making more money than you. The opposite form of “Stonks” which expresses your own profit.
Person 1: Billy is making more money than you.
Person 2: Uh Oh Stonky!
by Samuru674 November 30, 2019
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wow oh wow

A typical shaming tactic use online in social media and on message boards when the shamer wants to tone police but wants to put no effort into describing their view points or worldview.

Basically a way to shut down opposition and attack them until they go away.
John: I don't like group A, they control my society and suppress opposition
Jack: 'Wow oh wow' I can't beleive you just said that, I can't take anyone seriously who attacks group A.
John: You did not say why this is a problem.
by Karjalanbear February 29, 2020
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Oh Shit Maneuver

The "Oh Shit Maneuver" is a popular driving maneuver that is performed while the driver's vehicle is on a collision course with a large, outside force. The maneuver is properly executed by quickly observing the current situation, followed by loudly exclaiming "OH SHIT", and then rapidly rotating the steering wheel in an attempt to avoid disaster.
To perform the "Oh Shit Maneuver":

Step 1. Observe that ten deer have just frolicked out of the woods and onto the road.

Step 2. Exclaim "OH SHIT"

Step 3. frantically turn the wheel and/or stomp on the brakes to avoid accidents.
by DinosaurzFTW December 1, 2011
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Oh ehm jizzle

Oh my gosh with a touch of spice. Noun. Said when something beast happens or something absolutely mind blowing.
OH EHM JIZZLE!!!!!!! THIS CAT IS PINK WITH ZEBRA STRIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by amnm321 April 16, 2011
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Oh Shit Moment

Oh Shit Moments are moments where you realize the magnitude of the situation you are in.

There are various Oh Shit Moments in history, like in The French Revolution.
1. *In war, surrounded by enemies*
“And this my dear comrades, is an Oh Shit Moment.”

2. Wearing pants that are slightly see though on accident.
by Borneostellarus January 31, 2020
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Oh my Universe!

This is an alternate to "Oh my God!" for agnostic and atheistic folks. The acronym is omu or OMU.
Oh my Universe! Did you hear what happened yesterday?

This can't be real. Oh my Universe! What will we ever do?

This is some bullshit, oh my Universe.
by LingDanc803 September 9, 2023
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