You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth

You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth

You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Looking for girls with printers

When men on dating sites are looking for woman to have sex and have a kid with.

The women is referred to as a printer because men give her the ink (sperm) and it 'prints' kids.

(On Tinder profile)

Looking for girls with printers.

by AYAUS August 25, 2021

mutt looking mutt

very common when referring to people who you aren’t on good terms with. generally used when you dislike someone for how they act or treat others.
basically if ur a deadset cunt of a human, most aussies will call you this, you fucking mutt looking mutt skank mf

that skank over there is a mutt looking mutt for double parking the cunt

by skankofallskanks2003 February 22, 2022

Looking good in the neighborhood

U have long hair and the beard that u bit for years giving u a primitive dom look and even recently confessed that Cameron Diaz is the most attractive actress in the wrld and u just worked up the confidence to feel the need to tell everyone on a Snapchat story that your ”looking good in the neighborhood”

I’m looking good, I’m looking good in the neighborhood

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 1, 2025

The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"

Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"

by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025

looks don't matter to me

But no promises if I am hanging out with a flat-chested "plan Jane", and a buxom "cutie with a booty" happens by.

In the classic 1976 "wet 'n' juicy" movie "Corps brûlants", the young Eric temporarily abandons his bosomy teenage-brunette girlfriend Corrine for an older blonde hottie, but then soon realizes that his similar-aged cutie-chick lover is much better suited to him, after all. Why he ever suffered even this brief "hiccup" in his affections for the delicately-freckled Corinne has always been a mystery to me, though, since even a "looks don't matter to me" defense wouldn't wash here... his gentle-natured sweetie-pie had softer and more-attractive facial-features --- and noticeably bigger/firmer boobs --- than the somewhat-shallow-personalitied older lady whom he'd shown interest in, and so I cannot understand what he'd seen in that boring flaxen-haired dame, anyway.

by QuacksO December 25, 2019

It's look who it is

Used when you see someone you know, and can also be used when referring to yourself.

Term coined by Twitch streamer and youtuber Simpleflips.

Outshout to Fimpleslips

Examples

Look who it is, it's look who it is.
Let me up, it's look who it is.

by Suffering_guy October 13, 2022