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Sudanese scrambled egg

When one performs oral on a rectum and sucks the shit out in a vacuuming manner
"Babe can we make sudanese scrambled eggs "
"Yeah sure im ready to go "
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Kinder Surprise Egg

When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.
“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”
by DickRichards May 27, 2018
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Dying Easter Eggs

After having sex with your partner, finish inside him or her. Then pull out and dunk your balls into the cum filled vagina. This can be done in an asshole as well for more color variety.
Man: I love me some Easter! When I get home from church I am dying Easter eggs in my wife's pussy.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 14, 2017
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Chicken-egg Problem

A reference to the classic, epistemological problem of determining the (efficient) cause and a corresponding product amongst entities that could be argued to fill either, opposing roles.

Used more colloquially to laugh off an impasse in which the solution to a problem cannot feasibly be made to precede and solve that problem until said problem is already solved. Really, it can be downright abused on any pickle, dilemma or conundrum.
The interview is tomorrow but I’m still naked, broke and nobody will loan me money. If only I had a job so I could buy a suit. It’s a real chicken-egg problem.”
Christian used this turn of phrase word for word in college back in 2007. But it’s been heard in use lately. Where’d it actually come from? Gaaaaw-lee, what a chicken-egg problem.”
by CSean7 January 18, 2018
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beat your eggs

Another term for beat you ass but used in the morningg time when at breakfeast with the fam
Rachel if you are late to breakfeast one more time I will beat your eggs
by Addybrinnella February 9, 2018
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aloe-egg-lily

Aloe-Egg-Lily is a panromantic girl with a Wattpad account. She goes by, ‘Aloe Vera’. She is a huge fan of Just Dance and a Kazuichi simp.
“Aloe-Egg-Lily is so cool, don’t you think?”
by Aloe Soda October 27, 2020
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Four-Egg Omlette

A sex move where two guys intertwine their testicles, sometimes accompanied with tying them together.
"Dude, I'm hungry/"
"Bro, wanna four-egg omlette?"
by Funsley February 10, 2021
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