Ice cream van

A van that plays music to lure in children. It says ice cream on it and when you get there you are greeted by a very old man, this man loves to play with kids and when the parents look away they are pulled inside and.... well you know. Then when they look back it's normal it happens in less then a second! Ever wondered why kids are so eager to go to the ice cream van? Well know you know.... Don't trust your kids with an old bat!

"Mummy I want to go to the ice cream van!" "Be careful remember stranger danger😈."

by cutekitty69 November 28, 2018

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brown ice cream

Turd or ice cream?

Why would anyone dump a perfect mound of brown ice cream

by 0438 August 27, 2019

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Boston Cream Eye

The act of taking someone’s dick, after creating truffle butter, and aiming the projectile load towards that persons eye.

He was really pissing me off so I let him hit me in the ass, then quickly gave him a Boston Cream Eye.

by Brimclau123 January 28, 2020

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Ice cream sandwich

Delicious treat made of ice cream put in between wafers and thrown at a random person

Me: throws ice cream sandwich at Uber driver
Uber driver: ah fuck I can’t believe you done this

by Reetthefrog April 11, 2019

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Cream x Ngoc

The ship between user _ngoc.was.found_ and creamiix_ on instagram
(CREAM IF YOURE READING THSI IM SORRY 💀)

Ngoc: ayo bro imma search something sus..
Cream: alr
Ngoc: Cream x Ngoc...

Cream: dont you fucking dare

by NgocWasFound November 21, 2021

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ice-cream sandwiches

two pieces of bread with a meaty flavoured scoop of ice cream between. can include tomatoes and salad. sauses are recomended.

You: boy I wish there were a food that contains a cold substance that tastes like ham and two pieces of bread
your cool friend( me): there are, their called the ice-cream sandwiches!
you: yummy

by bidinobish39 January 17, 2022

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