Brandon

The opposite of a simp

“I’m not a simp, I’m a Brandon”

by hylialee June 30, 2021

Brandon Effect

Every image of a specific person looks different.

"See look, it's the Brandon Effect. He looks slightly different now in this picture."

by Bwatt130 June 30, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is amazing, can sing very well. Makes every man in the room jizz there pants so much, they die.

Omg I just cummed his name must have been Brandon

by Lollookdhxyyebdbx November 23, 2021

Let’s Go Brandon

An invitation between two men to, typically clandestinely, perform oral sex on each other in a corvette parked in a garage in Delaware while reading classified documents.

“Hey Hunter, at halftime, let’s go Brandon.”

“Ok, but this time don’t forget to let me know when you feel like you’re gonna cum.”

by Bidentoucheskids February 8, 2024

brandon

a funny man who does a funny tetris (really good at it too)

SHEESH!!! DAMN!!!! LOOK AT BRANDON GO!!! WOAH MAMA!!!!

by arrtgut April 2, 2022

Brandon

Brandon has a huge cock ask your girlfriends and don't give a duck about no one BITCH

Brandon fucked yo girl

by Real Bot Fighting Bitch November 29, 2018

Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner

A person considered as an intellectual, however makes questionable decisions.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding silent and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, it's just society knows you could be better.

Be better, don't settle to be Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner

by ForFoxSakesRed February 12, 2024