montana mountain apple

When a sexual partner has appeared not to wipe after defecating, resulting in a ring of dried fecal crust around the anus.

I was going down on this chick when she suddenly bucked, and I found myself face to face with her Montana mountain apple.

by scatman247 March 4, 2014

Apple Three Way

When you have to plug something into a dongle to then insert into your phone or computer in order to use it.

I wish I had a newer pair of earphones, then I wouldn't have to have an apple three way to listen to the new DaBaby album.

by userIPM1234 February 1, 2022

Jazz my apples

To feel ready, hyped, or excited

I can’t wait for tonight, heard Mary is going to be there, she really jazz my apples.

by Speakachu805 August 18, 2018

alaskan apple cider

This is the act of inserting your penis into a females vagina followed by urinating while it is inside

Marshall gave me the best alaskan apple cider last night, and it felt amazing.

by alaskan guy March 14, 2017

Apple-Bottom Gene

The piece of genetic material that dictates a person will have buttocks which are shaped like a fruit with red, yellow, or green skin with sweet to tart, crisp, whitish flesh.

Dang. She must have that apple-bottom gene, since she's wearing those boots with fur.

by bfh23 March 3, 2011

Feed 'em apples

Instead of getting your space ship shot down by some asshole, you crash it into the nearest building.

Watch this, i'm gonna feed 'em apples there, eh?

by AnOldRottenCunt September 28, 2020

Apple Debonk-Debonk

The new apple Debonk-Debonk is a musical can opener. this is useful if you like to listen to music while you open your tomato sauce.

Hey bro want an Apple Debonk-Debonk for christmas?
Yeah sure, why not?

by Apple debonk-debonk November 26, 2020