Brandon

Brandon is amazing, can sing very well. Makes every man in the room jizz there pants so much, they die.

Omg I just cummed his name must have been Brandon

by Lollookdhxyyebdbx November 23, 2021

Brandon carr

Personal life intruder

Absolute comedian

Complete opposite of a ladies man

Schmuck

Ohh that man is a bit of a Brandon Carr

by Big boy virgin October 07, 2019

Brandon

Brandon has a huge cock ask your girlfriends and don't give a duck about no one BITCH

Brandon fucked yo girl

by Real Bot Fighting Bitch November 29, 2018

Brandon

the type of person to write his own urban dictionary definition to compliment himself

person: yo u write ur own definition?

brandon: "haha no i would never do that "

by koreaNUMBAwun February 09, 2022

brandon

biggest dick ever

damn brandon got that long shlong huh

by brandon’s girl October 29, 2023

Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner

A person considered as an intellectual, however makes questionable decisions.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding silent and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, it's just society knows you could be better.

Be better, don't settle to be Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner

by ForFoxSakesRed February 12, 2024

The Brandon Effect

The Brandon Effect is when all or a majority of your previous partners have tried offing themselves before, during, or after the relationship

Person 1: yeah bro all my previous girlfriends have tried offing themselves

Person 2: dam dude that’s The Brandon Effect

by R3ZIT June 30, 2023