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National Woman Beer Day

celebrated the second friday of january, DRINK A WOMAN BEER. only women can have woman beer, woman beer is like not beer but not a cocktail yk. like smirnoff ice something fruity. if you like real beer youre nasty as hell. piss drinkers. To celebrate sing America the Beautiful and drink everytime a word that starts with “A” is sung. If you are a man you cannot participate in this holiday unless given permission.
friend #1: GAH I AM THIRSTY!!!!! WHAT DAY IS IT???!?!?
friend #2: GOOD FOR YOU! it’s National Woman Beer Day, here’s a pink lemonade jack daniel’s!
friend #1 and #2 then sing America the Beautiful together with woman beers in hand.
by B1gT1ll3r January 8, 2025
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Woman Enjoyer

Woman Enjoyer is a Lesbian term, made by Lesbians, ONLY for Lesbians, not to be confused with Woman Liker, which for non lesbians
by qjcsiqfqiagakavq August 1, 2022
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living woman

A woman who is alive regardless of birth certificate status and the beneficiary of the trustee ( Earth) from the original trust set up by the Settlor (Creator of all things). She has full unalienable rights and follows the laws of the Creator of all things which is to do no harm, cause no loss or injury. A living woman is not governed by Acts, Statutes, legislation, Government guidelines and Mandates unless she specifically consents beforehand. A living woman is not a name, person, number or symbol but she can control these if set up by an agreed contract, signed in wet ink, of mutual benefit, disclosed, considered, a meeting of minds and agreed and signed in wet ink
Hi there are you the person named Mrs Mary Jones?

No I am a living woman, I do not identify as a name nor a person but I control a name of a person. Do you have a contract with this person or name that I have signed in wet ink as the authorised representative?
by Living Woman May 21, 2022
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Woman fan

Tommy is a women fan, and a woman lover.
by anonymous April 7, 2021
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Trans woman

A biological woman who was born a woman, isn't fooling anyone when she says she's a man, and who will die a woman. A trans woman, AKA a woman.
Guy 1: that trans woman tried to use the men's bathroom but we kicked her out.

Guy 2: trans women shouldn't be in our bathrooms or in men's sports! Trans women aren't men and will always be women!
by we_dont_exist December 27, 2023
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Woman

Noun: An ancient breed of one half of the human species. BORN with lactation, and Ovarian equipment necessity to maintain and provide birth. Currently on the endangered species list. Entered on record after humans lost their mind during the plandemic of 2022.
“Women were wonderful pre 2022! No surprise penises to worry about. I loved to see a woman.”
by Gabriella Reyes April 4, 2023
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woman

1- A person born with a vagina, uterus and XX chromosomes.
2- Adult or elderly woman.
Woman.
by Oceantily May 3, 2024
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