Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.

Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.

by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024

Sick Whip

Your piece of shit car that you call a sick whip, when in all reality, it's a hoopty.

Person 1: Dayum look at my sick whip!
Person 2: I hope you're referring to the Ferrari or the Lamborghini parked next to that crappy Batmobile that I REALLY hope you aren't referring to..
Person 1: Damn straight, and that "piece o' shite Batmobile" is my sick whip bro!

by RedRabbit1987 March 6, 2019

Hair Whip

A hair whip is hair that is in some sort of braid or a pony-tale that whips you in the face when a person quickly moves his or her head back and forth quickly.

Person 1: Sorry,sorry, did i hit you? *to the person behind*

Person 2: Yes im ok thanks, nice hair whip by the way.

by Sorry, Sorry, NOT SORRY April 27, 2017

Dabbing,whip and nae naeing

Dabbing,whip and nae naeing is cringe and died 293749384938 million years ago.

Dabbing,whip and nae naeing is cringeworthy.

by Zorro is doggo,Yeah CAM June 27, 2018

whip crack

The sound every episode of Johnny Test makes every 1-3 seconds

"I couldn't sleep due to hearing constant whip cracks from watching two seasons of Johnny Test"

by swag9001 June 15, 2024

Whipped ice cream

When a guy is so in love with a Girl that
He is blind/ whipped for her

Chris is whipped ice cream for Joanie

by Tomé August 30, 2022

Captain whip out

Long time friend or employer who is notorious for whipping his wang out on your girl when your not around. But your his boi his homie or the backbone of buisness and this is your repayment.

Well if it isn't captain whip out!

Captain whip out: look out man ,whipping it out man preferably with a cowboy hat and a YEE HAW!

by Hubcity turtle August 31, 2016